I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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