your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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