So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I woke up under a house in Key West
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Randomize