Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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