I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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