Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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