Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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