I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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