So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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