I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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