she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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