My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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