Sry I called you an 8
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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