And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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