You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
we should paint friendship bongs
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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