Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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