why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
