Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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