I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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