I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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