Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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