Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Did you pee in the oven last night??
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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