He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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