her vagine was all disorganized.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
