PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
