We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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