I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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