I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
That accounts for only three of the penises
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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