I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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