arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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