Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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