WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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