So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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