The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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