you have to choose: penises or morals?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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