Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I need a beard to bite.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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