Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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