Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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