ugly people sure do ruin things
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
