i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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