Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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