office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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