if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
So many bounce houses so little time
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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