google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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