Me too!
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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