I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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