I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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