I can tuck mytits in my pants
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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