so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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