Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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