we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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