But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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