Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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