Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I woke up under a house in Key West
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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